[So messy. Nate doesn't get quite as drunk as he was after Jeffrey dumped him, but...close. There's a lot more dancing involved. And that girl keeps coming around. Kelly. Nathan minds less when he's drunk at least.]
[ Matt gets absolutely hammered. The sort of drunk where seeing straight is an artform. As well as standing. He's enjoying himself though, between bouts of telling Kelly to bugger off. He laughs, clapping his hand to Nate's arm. ]
Nah you're a good guy man, I love ya. I do. I mean it. You're my best fucking mate, you know that, Nate? You don't mind me callin you Nate do ya?
[remember how intense Nate's accent gets when he's drinking? And how loud it is in this club? Yeahhh.. So there's an unintelligible answer, a string of very welsh noises, ending with.]
[ He slams his hand down heavily against the edge of the bar they're leaning against ]. Shots. Yes! Good fucking idea man.
[ Despite having come with a bunch of people, it seems they've spent most the night talking to each other. Matt will get the shots, I'm not rping that, they just appear. There are definitely more than they need. ]
[Nate just laughs at the ridiculous amount of alcohol. He's super drunk now, whoops. Putting a hand on Matt's shoulder, he uses him to keep balance as they head outside.]
Shit. I should sober up before I try to text that guy. What was his fucking name? Ben? Bill? Bob? Something like that.
Shit man careful careful [ he tries to help but almost knocks himself over in the process. Smooth. ]
Yes! [ he points at him and claps him on the arm like he has any sort of idea what he's talking about. ]
Nothing better than a blow job. Apart from sex. The rest of sex. Hey hey hey [ his voice raises in pitch ] which do you do? Like the gay thing. You the sexee or the sexer?
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
[ And that's weird. He's never done something like that before. Even weirder when the guy thought he was the one hitting on him at first. ]
But don't you go abandoning me to suck dick. We are getting smashed first.
no subject
Yeah, I'm here with you guys. I'll text him once we leave or something.
no subject
[ This is going to get messy ]
no subject
no subject
Nah you're a good guy man, I love ya. I do. I mean it. You're my best fucking mate, you know that, Nate? You don't mind me callin you Nate do ya?
[ #DrunkIrish ]
no subject
...yeah?
no subject
[ Truly, Matt has no idea what Nate is saying, but he certainly seems to think he does, and is replying with heaps of enthusiasm. ]
no subject
Last shot and then we'll go?
no subject
[ He slams his hand down heavily against the edge of the bar they're leaning against ]. Shots. Yes! Good fucking idea man.
[ Despite having come with a bunch of people, it seems they've spent most the night talking to each other. Matt will get the shots, I'm not rping that, they just appear. There are definitely more than they need. ]
no subject
Shit. I should sober up before I try to text that guy. What was his fucking name? Ben? Bill? Bob? Something like that.
no subject
Bonnie! Wait no that's a girls name no. Anyway anyway anyway I don't think it's his name he wants you to suck if you know what I mean what I mean.
[ he pulls a face a bit ]
Do you do that? The sucking?
no subject
Shit! Yeah- I mean I don't mind it. Better if I know I'll get the favor returned, yeah?
no subject
Yes! [ he points at him and claps him on the arm like he has any sort of idea what he's talking about. ]
Nothing better than a blow job. Apart from sex. The rest of sex. Hey hey hey [ his voice raises in pitch ] which do you do? Like the gay thing. You the sexee or the sexer?
no subject
no subject
Yeah? Serious?
And you like being fucked? Like up the arse? [ Well he definitely doesn't have a vagina, Matthew ]
But you like tucking people too? Who'd you want to fuck?
no subject
Jeffrey was alright. Never would have guessed he was the sort, I bet. But he didn't want any part of having a go. Just wanted me to let him have it.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
[ and by the magic of the narrative they are arriving home. Getting a key in the door is fucking hard man ]
no subject
[He's barely through the door before he starts putting in that guys number and texting him.]
no subject
[ yay they made it inside ]
No but I told you you'd get some right? You're a great fucking bloke, Nate. You really are. Good looking bloke. You could have your pick.
no subject
no subject
And you could do fucking damage with those cheekbones man. Like a fucking model aren't ya. Tell you what if I liked blokes I'd be all over ya.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
1/2
2/2
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...