Fuck I'm just thinking if I told my da I actually got a place with the gay guy. His head would explode. I should tell him I fucked you just to see what happens.
[ That was... unexpected and Matt bursts out laughing. Considering his evening it's more than needed. Nate's joking though right? Right? Well he knows he fancies him but it's still a joke.
Right? ]
You couldn't handle me, mate. I'd be too good. Ruin you for anyone else. I mean I'm a really good shag.
I just think you'd have a lot more to learn than you think. And what have I told you about that shit about Lucy? Christ, just one rule and you keep bloody breaking it.
What, you want to teach me, do you? Guru in arse fucking over here. Or maybe you want to fuck me up the arse. That we'd be having words about Nathan.
[ he laughs at Nate's disdain at hearing about Lucy, really he does it on purpose ] and I have! Can't help what's a fact, Nate. And she fucking loved it. Fucked her from behind and fingered her at the same time.
Ugh, God! Stop! [He grabs a nearby towel and throws it at Matt.]
Just because you've done it doesn't mean you need to talk about it. I don't tell you about my exploits do I? And they're not even mates of yours. Well... Not all of them anyway.
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Yeah, you're over here all the time anyway. Might as well.
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[ he starts to laugh ]
Fuck I'm just thinking if I told my da I actually got a place with the gay guy. His head would explode. I should tell him I fucked you just to see what happens.
[ no Matthew you shouldn't ]
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[oh. Those weren't meant to be out loud thoughts. He tries to laugh it off and make it part of this whole big joke. Haha so funny right?
Get it together, Nate.]
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Right? ]
You couldn't handle me, mate. I'd be too good. Ruin you for anyone else. I mean I'm a really good shag.
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Doesn't mean you know anything about shagging a bloke.
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What, you don't think I'd be a good shag?
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[He laughs again, shaking his head.]
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[ he laughs at Nate's disdain at hearing about Lucy, really he does it on purpose ] and I have! Can't help what's a fact, Nate. And she fucking loved it. Fucked her from behind and fingered her at the same time.
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Just because you've done it doesn't mean you need to talk about it. I don't tell you about my exploits do I? And they're not even mates of yours. Well... Not all of them anyway.
[Someone has kept something from you...]
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Wait hang on who have you fucked? Nathan?! Who have you fucked? Come on you can't leave it there.
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Oh, it was just a one time thing. We already talked about it, but...
Sam. From the bar. [The new guy who Matt works with.]
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[ no that's not jealousy at all of course not. Nope. How could it be? ]
You fucked him? Wait did he fuck you or did you fuck him? [ apparently that matters ]
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[Now he might be teasing a bit.]
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Yeah actually. Did he fuck you?
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Yeah. Yeah, he did. Nice cock on him too.
[Do you see how this feels now Matt?!]
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I can't imagine you getting fucked [ which he isn't really supposed to imagine but that's not the point. ]
How do you, you know, like it.
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[ why is he making this about his own dick? Like he's going to fuck him. Who knows ]
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Sam's was a little bigger.
[No, it wasn't. So why would he say that?]
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Examined mine that closely have you? Yeah well you might not be saying that if I was balls deep in your backside.
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[orly nathaniel??]
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[ Don't sound so disappointed, Matt ]
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[Doesnt actually answer the question]
Doesn't make sense to even think about it, does it?
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