You told me I had a nice dick once you know [ he starts laughing. ] Oh you don't remember that, do ya? You were fucking hammered. After that footballer bloke.
Oh thanks mate, thanks. Top fucking marks there. [ he laughs again, throwing a bit of pizza crust at him. ] Least you could do is tell me I'm beautiful. Not the worst? That as good as your best mate gets?
And you know if I took her home, my da would fucking love her. Everyone would. Like I'd hit the big time, you know?
[ But it isn't who he wants to take home, is it? Nah, that doesn't matter if he's not quite that into her. But the idea of her? It would make his family happy, right? That's something. And it'd be for the best. ]
Who's your type then? [ He asks around a falling bit of peperoni ]
Little rugged, usually. I tend to fall for the bad boy sort, which gets me into trouble. And fit. But not so dim as Jeffrey. As sweet as his arse was, I couldn't put up with that again. Hard to find that and have them be more of the creative sort so I tend to pick one or the other. Art blokes tend to be more feminine than I like.
[ Matt listens, like he's really actually interested in whatever he might be saying. There's a good reason for that though: he is. Finishing off a slice of pizza, he opens his arms up. ]
Ah well. There's the pinch then. [ But he looks down, almost awkwardly. Byrne what the fuck is going on with your mind? What's this shit all about? It isn't like he legitimately fancies Nate. That would be ridiculous.
Wouldn't it? ]
Shame that. We'd be quite the fucking match, wouldn't we.
Thank the fucking lord. No mate, you're a bloke. You're exactly who you are and exactly who you should be. Tits or no tits. Wouldn't want you any other way.
Yeah. [He's sort of quiet. Being who he is? All well and good but as they've clearly discussed, it means he and Matt are only a thing for him to pine for as quietly as possible.
[ He knows Nate, and he knows it's... something. It's almost like he's egging him on to say something he can't ignore. Not that that does any good really. ]
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So if I stripped off right now and said lets go you wouldn't be interested?
You told me earlier you think I'm always hot! [ yeah he remembers stuff like that ]
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[Except it totally does]
Besides, you never would so what does it matter?
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You told me I had a nice dick once you know [ he starts laughing. ] Oh you don't remember that, do ya? You were fucking hammered. After that footballer bloke.
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No. He can't say anything.]
It's not bad. Definitely not the worst I've seen.
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[He throws that crust right back]
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I didn't accuse, I asked. You better get your facts straight Mr. Artiste.
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But what if I want you?
What the fuck is that? He doesn't want Nate. He's not gay. Nope. Instead he picks up his phone and waves it a bit. ]
Yeah like Sal. She's a beautiful girl, right? Like all commanding and sexy and shit. Now she's someone I could take home. [ Unlike Nate. ]
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She's a good looking girl. Not my type, obviously. But easy on the eyes.
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[ But it isn't who he wants to take home, is it? Nah, that doesn't matter if he's not quite that into her. But the idea of her? It would make his family happy, right? That's something. And it'd be for the best. ]
Who's your type then? [ He asks around a falling bit of peperoni ]
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Me then, basically.
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Wouldn't it? ]
Shame that. We'd be quite the fucking match, wouldn't we.
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Yeah. Too bad you're not gay. Or I'm not a woman.
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I mean it. Those come to bed eyes and pretty little lips. I bet you'd have great tits too.
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He needs to get over this in a hurry.]
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[ He knows Nate, and he knows it's... something. It's almost like he's egging him on to say something he can't ignore. Not that that does any good really. ]
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Well I'm going to be right there with you so you've got nothing to be fucking nervous about, okay?
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